Breaking News:
Madison County, Alabama has shut down due to precipitation of the white kind. Scientists are searching for more answers as to what this alien substance may be and whether it poses a threat to citizens. Meanwhile, the Huntsville city mayor has decided to take as many precautions as his salary will allow. News stations warn Huntsvillians to stock on milk, bread, and eggs in case of emergency. All city and county schools have been canceled for two days; I wonder if the superintendents wish they didn’t remove the snow days this year.
As of 4:39 January7, 2009, the white substance has accumulated to one inch.
May God save our souls.
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OMG! I’ll write more when I stop laughing.